July 2017

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Only Adult Left In Trump Administration Named ‘Mad Dog’

‘He’s Also A Terrible DJ!’ Teen Squeals CLAREMONT, CA—From the moment she first laid eyes on his clumsy, haphazardly sprayed graffiti tag, Pomona College sophomore Jessica Tisselo has been completely enamored with 24-year-old shitty street artist Adam Zane, the love-struck Tisselo told re…

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Anthony Scaramucci’s Wife Just Filed For Divorce Because Of Trump

President Trump has cost his new communications director his marriage. In his first week with Trump, the notoriously slick but politically ignorant Anthony Scaramucci has turned the disaster of a White House into a humiliating catastrophe. It turns out, his personal life is no better. The New York Post’s Emily Smith reports that Scaramucci’s […]

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A ‘Historic, Unprecedented’ Failure For President Donald Trump | Morning Joe | MSNBC

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President Donald Trump Blocks Transgender People From Serving in Military | MSNBC

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The White House’s new communications director just vowed to “kill all” government leakers

Recently appointed White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci just gave an obscenity-filled interview to the New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza in which he threatened to murder fellow government officials, called Chief of Staff Reince Priebus a “fucking paranoid schizophrenic,” and said that, unlike Steve Bannon, “I’m not trying to suck my own cock.” President Donald Trump […]

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Trump Just Tweeted A Pathetic Response To Tonight’s Obamacare Repeal Defeat

The President of the United States, having done nothing more than fire off a few tweets in support of the latest, last-ditch effort to partially repeal the Affordable Care Act (the “skinny” repeal), took to Twitter tonight to grouse about how three Republicans – Senators Lisa Murkowski (R-AK). Susan Collins (R-ME), and John […]

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Celebs REACT To Trump’s Transgender Military Ban

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Turmoil in the Trump Administration: The Daily Show

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Congress Just Moved To Punish Trump For His Threat Against Senator Murkowski

The budding feud between President Trump and Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski is  escalating quickly, with congress now looking into investigating the President for arm twisting that may have crossed the line. It all began Tuesday when Sen. Murkowski joined Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) in voting no on a procedural motion that allowed the […]

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Top Generals Just Defied Trump, Refused To Change Transgender Policy Until Order From Mattis

Yesterday’s abrupt and uncalled for ban on transgender Americans serving in the US military took everyone by surprise, including the Pentagon. The President apparently fired off the edict on Twitter without informing anyone in the military and with no consideration for what would happen to the 4,000 or so active duty transgender soldiers […]

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